People use Twitter everyday to share things, but one Twitter user took the concept of “sharing” to a whole new level when he live-tweeted during a trip to the ER after he got a vibrating dildo stuck up his ass.
Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can’t get it out (answer: it’s me)
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
MY LIFE: UNCENSORED. THIS EPISODE I GET A VIBRATING DILDO EXTRACTED FROM INSIDE MY ASS
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
How long does this battery last jesus the thing is still going
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
.@energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to the ER
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets. That’s me rn
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said “there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass”
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Nurse who is helping me is the sweetest person ever omg.
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I’m going to be sedated and they’re going to pull the dildo out in a bit aparently
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
And yes it’s still vibrating
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Brief update: dildo extracted. Battery lasted about 7 fucking hours. I shat the bed afterwards. I’m tired as hecke
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
And for those who doubted the legitimacy of @Grawly’s story, the Twitter user continued his theme of over-sharing by offering PICTURE PROOF of the dildo lodged in his butt in the form of a very revealing X-Ray photo.
Going home now. X-RAYS DROPPING IN 30~ MINUTES. GET HYPE
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
heres an xray of a dildo shoved up my big gay ass i.imgur.com/9whZ8Mu.jpg
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Just when you think you’ve heard (and seen) it all…
[H/T: Daily Dot]